jilted
when someone is engaged, but then is dumped. sometimes the “jilters” are runners(never showing up to the wedding).
f-cking preps #1: “did you hear about jill? she got jilted!!!”
f-cking preps #2: “omg!!!!!!! by who?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”
f-cking preps #1: “tom, that geek who invented mysp-ce!”
f-cking preps #2: “we have awesome lives!”
f-cking preps #2: “yeps!!! everyone lurves me!!”
(i hate preps. deal with it.)
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