jim beam apple
pure liquid gold in a bottle. smooth enough to be chugged, but strong enough to get you blackout drunk with c-m stains on your mattress.
guy 1: hey could you grab me a reds apple ale?
guy 2: stop being a p-ssy and take a shot of jim beam apple.
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