jim carrey
a very talented and well-known canadian comic actor (whose face-pulling abilities have often earnt him the label ‘rubber-faced’…a surprisingly accurate description)
he has been recognized by just about everyone everywhere as both a fantabulous funny guy and impressively serious actor. go jim.
a selection of funny guy films:
~ the mask
~ liar liar
~ the grinch
~ ace ventura
~ bruce almighty
~ a series of unfortunate events
a selection of serious actor films:
~ the truman show
~ eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
~ man on the moon
a crackhead actor. when you think he’s making funny faces in his movies, he’s really having muscle spasms
jim carrey fan: “hey look, it’s jim carrey. hey jim-”
jim carrey: back off! this is my crack!”
perhaps 1 of the best actors in the history of actors and is prob 1 of the best current actors
jim carrey and jerry seinfeld are my idols
2pac shakur’s favorite actor
-2pac used to imitate him
when u come out of nowhere and starting making out with a girl. it lasts a couple seconds and u get away with it but she’s p-ssed after.
dude, did u see that? jim carrey totally just jim carrey’d alicia silverstone! what a bro!
yo i jim carrey’d this hot chick. she beat me after but it was def worth it.
when u come out of nowhere and starting making out with a girl. it lasts a couple seconds and u get away with it but she’s p-ssed after.
dude, did u see that? jim carrey totally just jim carrey’d alicia silverstone! what a bro!
yo i jim carrey’d this hot chick. she beat me after but it was def worth it.
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