Jim Cramer
former hedge fund manager and best-selling author. cramer hosts cnbc’s “mad money” program and is the co-founder of thestreet.com.
person 1: who is jim cramer?
person 2: oh! he told me to buy the nyse (stock symbol: nyx) at about $100. that f-cker said the stock would increase to $250! now it’s well below $65 and i’m getting raped in the -ss. the worst part is that i’m all out of lube!
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host of cnbc’s mad money. most widely known for the skull f-cking he took from jon stewart on the daily show in mid-march, 2009.
person 1: “hey, did you see jim cramer on the daily show yesterday?”
person 2: “yeah. jon stewart totally skull f-cked that guy.”
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