jim murphy
a man with very small p-n-s and an insanly stretched -sshole usually specialises in the teaching of pubology and giving russian men head. he has less hairs on his legs than in his -sshole and lives in a caravan with his jipsy d-ld- -ssed family. and believes that marrying and having s-x with farm animals is considered ok
“oh did you see that jim murphy the other day?”
“yeah, him and his jipsy d-ld- -ssed family,”
a grade ‘ a ‘ pr-ck , more specifically an ignorant pr-ck .
jim murphy : ” i’m jim and i’m a major pr-ck , i love ah and jettro williams with a burning p-ssion . “
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