Jimmied

the s-xual act of -j-c-l-t-ng on someone’s face and immediately throwing a fistful of confectioners sprinkles (jimmies) in their face causing them to stick to the -j-c-l-t-.
you know that sl-t karen? i definitely jimmied her last night and she proceeded to eat every last sprinkle stuck to her face!
verb; to be run into, knocked down or tripped ‘accidentally’ by an individual with no regards for their, your or anyone elses’ well being. typically the person has no idea they just -ssaulted another and will continue on their way as if nothing happened.
i was just walking down the street when some -sshole jimmied me into a telephone pole. the worst part is they just kept walking like nothing happened.
v. screwed over due to someone else’s competence
i was supposed to get out of work early, but i got jimmied.
v. the act of being owned, usually in your own game, frequently by a member of the opposite s-x.

said mos typically uses the “jimmy” to obtain anything of monetary value.
“yeah bud, she was selling all kinds of s-x so jimmy would buy her a pita wrap… then as soon as it was over the counter she was half way down the block! he got friggin’ jimmied!”
to engage in the s-xual act of orally pleasuring your partners -n-s while they pleasure your -n-s orally in the sixtynine position.
carter and tucker are getting jimmied in the bathroom.
1.v.the act in which a person blocks and deletes another from thier msn contact list.

2.v.to start a conversation with someone and then completly ignore them and walk away half way through, creating hate and resentment.
1. oh f-ck! ashley wants to invite me to her grandparents nail clipping club meeting! thank the f-cking lord i jimmied her this morning.

2.”sure. i would love to hear your views on the save the mongoose foundation janine–hey nicole! let’s go to a movie.”
“umm…janine still thinks you are listening to her talk about mongooses…”
“oh f-ck janine…i jimmied her…”
1. destroyed, knocked over, a mess. often occurs due to sloppiness of drunkenness. something can be perfectly fine and before you know it, its jimmied.
2. a random hole in the wall perhaps resulting from someone losing at beer pong. ex. someone jimmied my wall after that rager.
steve- jack, what happened to this room?
jack- i dont know but looks like its been jimmied.