Jimmy Craig
-when you loose weight by divorcing your wife (i.e if your wife weighs 170lbs and you get a divorce you lost that 170lbs of weight on your shoulders{her})
-jenny craig for males.
man 1: man, i lost 250 lbs!!!
man 2: how? you look the same?
man 1: jimmy craig!!
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