Jimmy Dongs
when you order jimmy johns . then jimmy johns sends a young hot stud who drives up in a suped up mustang, offers you his dong instead of a sub, usually performed for lonely milfs. also unlike jimmy johns his delivery isn’t freaking fast !
he pulls up in his jimmy johns delivery mustang and revs his engine to let you know of his arrival , rings the door bell and says jimmy dongs, are you the milf that ordered the 8 inch italian with a little bit of irish , he then bangs the milf and gets the tip and moves on to next delivery
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