Jimmy Fallon

1. (verb) to perform an action prematurely, such as when jimmy fallon would laugh before the punchline, ruining many an snl sketch.

2. (noun) possibly the biggest, most inept c-cksucker to ever come out of sat-rday night live. everyone who loved him has shunned him amish style. commonly referred to as “the man who somehow made a living with no actual talent”, this f-ckstick somehow convinced some dumb f-ck of an executive to give him a f-cking show. if you even so much as giggle at one of his attempts at humor, you have no soul.
before the chick had a chance to pull it out, i jimmy falloned all over the inside of my pants.
a guy who saved nbc late night’s sorry -ss twice in one decade. first time was in 2000 by resurrecting weekend update (with much help from tina fey), turning it into a fun and clever guy-girl exchange that worked wonders. second time was in 2009 after the whole leno-conan reshuffling cl-sterf-ck didn’t work out, leaving fallon as nbc’s only non-fail comedian (out of four) still standing.

writes jokes that are smart, relevant, and actually funny (unlike leno). also unlike leno, his comedy sketches actually reflect some effort and creativity (i.e. remix the clips) instead of being tired ripoffs or just mooching off user input for humor. if there were justice in the world, fallon would host the tonight show and leno would get b-mped to 4:03 am on telemundo.

a pretty good impressionist and parody songwriter, too.
conan at his peak was still the best, but as replacements go, you gotta admit this jimmy fallon motherf-cker is aiiiiiiite
jimmy fallon is a former cast member of the popular nbc sketch comedy show sat-rday night live. he is often referred to negatively as he often broke character or laughed during scenes. he went on to star in such films as taxi alongside queen latifa, and fever pitch with drew barrymore.

jimmy fallon can also be used as a verb. when someone is expressing qualities that jimmy fallon often does, they would be “pulling a jimmy fallon.”
ben: “hey sean, did you watch sat-rday night live last night?”
sean: “yes, it was pretty good, but i was a little distracted by jimmy fallon’s hysterical laughing.”
ben: “yeah, at first it was kind of funny when he forgot a line and started chuckling, but now it’s getting a little old.”

or

ben: “and then the man went over to…-laughing-”
sean: “alright, cut. we have to keep starting the scene over because ben’s pulling a jimmy fallon.”
ben: “i’m sorry, i just find myself so entertaining.”
jimmy fallon (actor, comedian, and so much more)

jimmy fallon was born september 19, 1974 in brooklyn, ny. he started watching snl at the age of 6, thats when his dream of one day being on the show started. jimmy’s first impression was of james cagney, which he did at the age of two. he would go around saying, “you dirty rat.” he ended his snl job in 2004 during the season finale. he has a movie called ‘taxi’ coming up in october where he plays a cop that doesn’t know how to drive.
some things jimmy fallon was in:

taxi(2004)
anything else (2003)
band of brothers(2001)
the scheme(2001)
s-x and the matrix (2000)
almost famous (2000)
snl fanatic (2000)
sat-rday night live (1998-2004)
former cast member from snl. extremely talented with impersonations. he would break character often, but it would make the skit funnier, since snl is pretty lame these days. he is the reason tina fey(even though she is hot) doesn’t look like an idiot on weekend update since she ruins her lines all the time. hopefully he will be in a movie that will show off his talents like ace ventura did for jim carrey.
“and we’re back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
the r-t-rd who doesn’t deserve to be on sat-rday night live, he laughed in every skit he was ever in literally. if you ever encounter him punch him as hard as you can.
jimmy fallon -sshole