Jimmy Floyd
a term of modern rhyming slang derived from the rat-faced footballer jimmy floyd h-sselbaink. refers to the act of male masturbation.
sorry i’m late. i had a cheeky jimmy floyd before i left the house.
footballer for middlesbrough football club.
he moans but don’t diss him or i’ll kill your mam.
elves that run the underground in superbia. a local club.
i’m off to jimmy floyd. are you game?
jimmy floyd h-sselbaink – w-nk
im off 4 a jimmy,
i had a jimmy under the old rug
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