Jimmy Longnuts
jimmy longnuts is a mysterious charecter who stalks facebook adding random people. longnuts makes various posts from ann summers and often just makes his status random words such as “meat!”. he has a very stylish goatee and often bares a striking resemblance to napolean dynamite.
guy 1: hey, whos this bloke that just added me on facebook?
guy 2: why, its jimmy longnuts of course!
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