Jingleberry

the little -ss sh-t berries that hang off of your r-ct-m while you are taking a cr-p.
last night i had a huge jingleberry that wouldn’t come off while i was taking a sh-t
an adverting jingle that gets stuck in your head. an unwanted piece of music that it is harder to shake than a dingleberry stuck to your short hairs. a tune wedgie or earwig with commercial purposes.
what’s that you are humming?

oh man. i was watching football all weekend and now i got a chevy truck jingleberry. “it is our country….” just shoot me.
when a dog or cat has a dingleberry as a result of eating christmas things such as tinsel or ribbon.
(cat runs by with dingleberry hanging out)
bob: is that tinsel?
joe: yep, must be a jingleberry.
a dingleberry during the christmas holidays.
man, i sat on the bowl on christmas eve with a jingleberry. i thought i would never get rid of it.
when a man is having s-x with a woman with an excess of b-tthair, and he unloads his j-zz into the b-tthair. after a short amount of time, the j-zz hardens and forms jingleberries.
girl 1: man i had s-x with this guy last night, and now my b-tthair is stuck together.

girl 2: did you check if you have jingleberries?
those annoying snowy clumps of dog fur that cause a dog to sit down and chew her b-tt have been officially named “jingle berries” in honor of their similarities to the ones of dingle variety
while out sledding, the dog got a huge jingle berry and had to sit down to chew it.
a gram of marijuana
“ey morgan bro, can i get a jingle berry off ya for tonight?”
chunks of dried blood on a chicks p-b-s.
like dingle berries.
an insult to call a dude preferably.
you should always shave so you dont have jingle berries, nasty.

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