jinkleberry
a small round berry that usually comes in shades of green and red found on the slopes of sweden. these berries are the main ingredients in the explosive diarrhea causing haribo gummy bears.
jinkleberry “i ate the haribo gummies and those freaking jinkleberries are burning hot swathes of fiery pain through my -n-s.”
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