Jinxhole
usually related to sports, an -sshole who says what seems will be the likely outcome of any given play, situation, game, etc., and just by saying it, jinxes everything, and causes the exact opposite to happen.
manny is such a jinxhole. the oakland a’s were up by 6 runs, and as soon as he said, “we got this one in the bag,” the bullpen came in, and gave up 7 runs in the bottom of the 9th.
i want to win this game. don’t be a jinxhole.
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