jiong
jiong (囧) is an archaic chinese character which means “patterned window”, or “brightness”. because of its resemblence to a face, it is now used as an ideographic emoticon to show different moods ranging from amus-m-nt, awkwardness, annoyance, embarr-ssment to shock or do not want.
after i heard that bizarre story, i jionged (verb). it is the jiongest (adj) thing i’ve ever heard.
jiong (excl)! how can there be over 100 dead rats in this alley!
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