jism monkey
a person of either s-x who is skilled in the art of pleasuring the s-xual organs of another and enjoys the taste, scent and colour of the j-sm which is the product of said pleasuring
i)she sucked me off like a proper j-sm monkey
ii) with his deft wrist action he reminded me of the j-sm monkeys of pre-christian rome
iii) your mother eats c-m like she were a j-sm monkey
a monkey made entirely of j-sm
close the window george, that j-sm monkey is looking frisky
someone who wallows in j-sm
your mums a j-sm monkey
the sp-wn of mr l-ssman
that kid of ed’s is a right j-sm monkey
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