jive-ass
the rhythmic body language of the ebonically inclined. jive–ssing often consists of walking like a chicken or dancing about aimlessly. jive–ss can also be used to describe any mannerisms or behavior indicative of ebonics culture.
1.) in the ’80s, it was fashionable to hold a boom-box on one’s shoulder and jive–ss down the street.
2.) take your jive–ss bullsh-t somewhere else. none of my change is “spare”.
3.) in his own jive–ss way, he explained his belief in the “grand pimp jesus”.
1. is someone who thinks they’re acting cool but is acting like a fool. see every depiction of a white person copying african american style or music for an example.
2. insincere. just fronting.
3. an object that is pretentious or over the top.
4. so “hip” that it isn’t cool. m-ss marketed, high fashion “cool”. an object that is so “cool” it makes you lose street cred.
“you’re just a jive–ss white boy, no cred.”
“what is up with that jive–ss shirt?”
“look at you, with your jive–ss lava lamp in your jive -ss pad.”
1. a complete dumb-ss that is dumber than a brick sh-thouse
2. a highly exaggerated story.
1. dave was acting like a jive -ss when he decided to rob a bank.
2. that is such a jive -ss story.
to dance around like a god-d-mned idiot, especially when it is not necessary. often done by football players after a touchdown; displaying a huge-lack of cl-ss.
why do the miami hurricanes find it necessary to jive–ss after every touchdown?
i think it means someone who habitually lies and attempts to manipulate others in an insincere or self-delusional manner.
why is that jive-ss airhead bush commanding the finest military in the world?
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