Jive ass Turkey
a d-mn fool, who constantly acts foolish and ignorant
matthew symonette is a jive -ss turkey.
(n)
etymology- derives from turkeys trying to do a popular dance the “jive”, but turkeys don’t know what they are talking about when it comes to dance.
1. a person who talks about what they don’t know.
2. a bull sh-tter.
3. an insult.
“you jive -ss turkey”
“phillip, you, sir, are a jive -ss turkey.”
“you don’t know what you are talking about you jive -ss turkey”
a fool; someone who thinks they’re cool but is really stupid; what black guys eat for thanksgiving.
what huggy bear brought to the starsky and hutch thanksgiving dinner.
yo, help yo’sef to sum o’ dat jive -ss turkey i brought fo’ dinnah.
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