jiz monkey


a person who when is jerkin his gerkin, acts and sound like a monkey.
woh man u look a like a total j-z monkey when wakin ur walrus
2 more definitions
a cute h-rny gay guy.
when i went to the gaybar, i saw a ton of jizmonkeys!
a monkey who j-zzes on fit b-tches
the monkey j-zzed on the fit wh-r- coz he’s a jizmonkey

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