Jizcipline
jizcipline \j-zz-uh-plin\ , noun, verb
1. the ability to maintain an enduring penile erection whilst performing s-xual intercourse for a prolonged amount of time, regardless of the positioning or frequency of thrust
2. something consistently practiced on sting’s tour bus and/or in his bedroom, likely for decades to come
louis, having no fear of a potential ‘whiskey d-ck’ scenario, met jennifer at a night club, initiated coitus back at her place, and displayed such spectacular jizcipline that jennifer’s flat mate, susie, was convinced both lovers had achieved a state of s-xual nirvana.
jizcipline is something i once possessed in my twenties, but time has been so cruel to these wrinkled prunes i doubt there is any chance for redemption, my dear. yes, i shall call you a taxi post-haste.
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