Jizmize
the act of stroking the male genetalia until j-zm shoots out. done by male teenagers multiple times a day.
z:i stroked it yesterday and it got all over my underwear! and my sister sat on it!
j: i sneezed and jizmized at the same time and it shot all over my face!
ben: have you ever jizmized so many times in a day your p-n-s started to bleed?
j:no…. …..
ben:oh….akward….
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