Jizmogloben
hemoglobin (blood) mixed with s-m-n (j-zz) and mixed up with the sh-t in your sister’s -sshole like a strawberry oreo milkshake.
what is it that makes the ideal man?
bravado? machismo?
is it something secreted from the gland?
it’s called jizmogloben!
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