Jizmus
pr-nounced “j-zzmuss”. like saying “jesus”, but more explicit, having the word “j-zz” at its core. used as a one-word response to express shock, sympathy, or apreciation.
i have to do this again? jizmus
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- Jizzaboo
an african-american who has j-zz on his body or clothes. “yo, my man, i just c-mmed straight up in da air, i still gots dem j-zz in my hair.” “get outta my face widdat sheeat, j-zzaboo.”
- jizzatron
a robot that helps you j-zz. i own a j-zzatron which helps me j-zz. the act of j-zzing so much that it seem to be like a robot made to j-zz. my husband was a j-zzatron last night. it was great.
- Jizzle-queef
1: the physical act of -j-c-l-t-ng in a womans v-g-n- and then immediately having the woman queefing the sperm directly back onto any location of the males person. so i gave johnny a j-zzle-queef last night. bro, last night bethany j-zzle-queefed on me.
- jizzunctivitis
n. conjuctival redness, irritation or intra-ocular foreign body sensation caused by instillation of j-zz into an unsuspecting victim’s eye. may be bilateral. “i was in the emergency department for seven hours, only to learn that my red, sore eye was caused by a severe case of j-zzunctivitis. my boyfriend is a dead man.”
- Jizzy-dick
scr-w-ng up a putt in tiger woods golf ’10. pulling back the putt seems easy, but it is easy to squiggle the controller, therefore resulting in a j-zzy-d-ck. “harrison, you need to sink this putt for a birdie. don’t j-zzy-d-ck it.” “oh man turkey, you just j-zzy-d-cked the sh-t out of that putt.” “sonny j-zzy-d-cked […]