Jizz attack


the act of -j-c-l-t-ng and having a heart attack simultaneously
dante: oh g-d, oh g-d, oh g-d

penelope: yes that’s it baby, c-m for me

dante: call the ambulance, you stupid drugged up sk-nk, i’m having a f-cking j-zz attack!!!
a large scale dumping of male bodily secretion.
if the canadiens win tonight, i hope america pulls a j-zz attack on the city of montreal.

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