jizz bandit
the unknown ent-ty responsible for the existance of a mysterious white substance on an object (e.g. couch, floor, dashboard).
(noticing a puddle of white stuff on the floor at the base of the stairs) … watch your step! looks like we got a visit from the j-zz bandit.
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creepsters pretending to be college students to get -ss
that guy asking for your number is a total j-zz bandit, watch out!
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