jizz giraffe


when you haven’t j-zzed for approximately 1 full week, when you do your legs buckle much like when a baby giraffe is born.
dude, i havent m-st-rb-t-d for a week but i finally j-zzed myself last night. you should have seen it, there was so much j-zz coming out of me i buckled like a j-zz giraffe. it were coming out of me like creamy cable brother!

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