Jizz Guards
gl-sses worn by a lady to stop j-zz getting in her eyes when she gets a facial.
“did you c-m on her face?”
“yes, but she had her j-zz guards on so she won’t go blind.”
when a pretty lady walks past.
“look at the j-zz guards on her”
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