jizz hands
a display of jazz hands that occurs following a gay musical or dance number, during which another performer’s s-m-n is deposited onto the hands of the guilty party.
i wanted to shake eric’s hand after his performance, but decided not to when he ended with a bow and j-zz hands.
1.) an air bl-wj-b, complete with money shot.
2.) your hands after you’re done masturbating. if done too much, it can be like a rain dance and cause the sky to rain c-m.
1.)i was so hot i went and j-zz handed the fan.
2.) after masturbation, it’s awesome to hold your j-zz hands to the sky and let the rain c-m.
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