jizz hanky
when you accidentally blow your nose with the handkerchief you j-zzed in a few minutes ago.
1. oh f-ck ! i used the f-ckin’ j-zz hanky !!!
2. brad: dude, what’s that white sh-t on your nose ?
pete: wtf?? i blew a j-zz hanky ??!?!!
a condom, that has been used for once, or generally multiple times for fornication, generally found in the trash or bedside tables.
henry: i found a j-zz hanky in my sister’s trash can.
guy 2: dude, thats some f-cked up sh-t.. gross…..
daniel: what the f-ck?
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