Jizz Jacket


a “j-zz jacket” is what one would call an epic wh-r-. this person is a straight up sl-t, and should not be trusted because she is an epic wh-r-. the term “j-zz jacket” is perfection in a hand basket to use on any of your sk-nky, ho friends.
shut the h-ll up you j-zz jacket
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a condom to catch the j-zz release
“hey man! sh-gged this chick last night, lucky i had a “j-zzjacket.”

i’m not f-cking that b-tch without a “j-zzjacket.”
a comforter/bedspread/quilt/blanket in a motel room. since they are rarely washed, they are full of j-zz.
“if you’re cold then use the blanket.” “no way, i’m not wrapping up in that j-zz jacket!!”
when somebody j-zzes in a jacket then throws it at you
“eww dude! that’s nasty i just got j-zz-jacketed!

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