jizz jockey
the one pair of underpants you always wear when going to your girlfriend or when you’re antic-p-ting s-x. this pair cannot be washes nor ever seen by your mother
peter: “why are you grounded?”
brad: “my mom found my j-zz jockey”
girlfriend: “what smells so bad?”
boyfriend: “sorry i forgot to wash my j-zz jockey”
a person preferably male that has s-x with other people for money or other financial gain.
man, jim has such nice things. it really pays being a j-zz jockey.
someone who is just really stupid and likes to be covered in horse s-m-n.
guy 1:”dude i don’t wanna go to the party”
guy 2:”what are you a j-zz jockey ”
1. a horse who is super h-rny and c-ms.
2. also, a name for an ugly teacher who can’t get any. ouch(:
1. look at the j-zzjockey.
2. hey mrs. j-zzjockey.. i mean… (ouch; slap in the face.)
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