jizz knuckles
j-zz on the knuckles. usually happens when you decide to still squeeze one off when you don’t have anything to catch your load in handy. also a person who accidentally picks up a used condom thinking it was a ballon.
yo, tuttle, thats not a balloon you just picked off the ground j-zz knuckles!
antonym: “the white knuckler”
sarah is such a j-zzknuckle. i think i may be in love.
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