jizz list
all of the women that a guy has had s-xual relations with -any type of s-x, be it traditional intercourse, oral, -n-l, and even kinky stuff which provides s-xual arousal and gratification (such as footjob, t-tty f-cking etc.)
“if you include the handjob that susie gave me when we were in the 5th grade, and the pantyhose rubdown that glenda gave me last night, i’d say my j-zz list has to be over the 30 mark by now.”
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- Jizz My Pants
the most amazing song ever. used as a very s-xual joke. great for s-xy parties best friends j-zz their pants for each other -friend air humps- tommy: dammit you made me j-zz my pants! sally: not my fault im too s-xy
- JJ's Revenge
when you p–p in a plastic bag and leave it under somebody’s couch for them to find later. that idiot made out with my girlfriend, so i’m giving him two bags of jj’s revenge!
- jobbylicious
a taste in which tastes extremely bad but you get totally addicted to the taste until you eat too much of that thing and eventually die. ‘urgh’ that food was really jobbylicious…but…i want more!!!
- jock in an itch
the female equivalent of “panties in a bunch,” i.e., when a woman issues a complaint typically made by males. a: “shopping again? but we just went yesterday.” b: “alright, alright sally, don’t get your jock in an itch.”
- joemurphy
super puffy awesome hair. man he has such joemurphy pubic hair