Jizz Lobotomy
while receiving oral, the man (at the moment of climax) pulls out and stuffs the tip of the p-n-s (urethra) in one of the female’s nostrils to let the load loose.
bonus points – egyptian lobotomy – only achievable with an exceptionally thick load…removal of the load looks like a step within the egyptian mummification in process – pulling out the brain through the nose…
last night i pulled the j-zz lobotomy on my girl… cleared out her sinus problem in one shot!
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