jizz lolly
1. a euphemism for a j-zzing c-ck
2. s-m-n frozen in the form of a lolly pop. (often served to mother in law as some form of prank punishment.)
1. stace: i fancy an ice cream
kyle: have a suck on my j-zz lolly
2. mother in law: why don’t you get a real job?
kyle: i’m very sorry mo in larw; would you care for a lolly pop? im just about to make some.
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