jizz mopper
the person(s) on the set of an adult film whose sole purpose is to clean up any stray male -j-c-l-t- (i.e. j-zz) that happens to have hit the floor or furniture
my friend’s dad was the j-zz mopper for the hedgehog’s last film.
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an occupation consisting of duties requiring one to mop up the ejaculant in a private booth after an erotic entertainment session.
ted is the j-zz mopper at the pink poodle. he wears shoes with lots of traction.
the worst job in the entire world
i’d rather clean the grease trap at mcdonalds than be the j-zz mopper at the jiggly room!
its the guy in the nudy booth after each guy jerks off.
the j-zz moppers job is to clean it up after each guy shoots a load, cause practically everyone does it right on the gl-ss. i dont know if youve noticed but c-m stains if you dont clean it up right away
the person that cleans the windows in the p-rno booth once you’re done with the show and refills all the stuff like kleenex.
remmy the j-zzmopper made good money, but he had to spend it all on windex to get out those stubborn streaks.
a person employed in a strip club who has to clean-up the s-m-n from the private booths.
“kid says” when i grow up i want to be a j-zz mopper in a wh-r-house just like my daddy.
the second worst job in the world. the worst, obviously, is -ssistant j-zz-mopper.
the j-zz-mopper needed someone to scr-pe the crust from the 4″ heels while she squeegeed the lens.
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