jizz muffin
covering a m-ffin-preferably blueberry, with creamy j-zz as a subst-tute for b-tter
when you c-m in a batch of m-ffin mix make them and give them away.
that batch of nuffins for the bake sale were j-zzm-ffins.
particularly fine, f-ckable br–sts.
look at those tasty j-zz m-ffins.
the act of a man -j-c-l-t-ng into the batter of a m-ffin mix then p–ping into the batter making the p–p looking like chocolate chips then bake the m-ffin then -j-c-l-t-ng into the icing spreading onto the m-ffin. then they present it to an unfavorable person or animal.
well you can have one of my mammy’s j-zz m-ffins you son of a batch of cookies!
1. word used to describe a unfortunate loser that can never be helped.
2. word used to describe an -sshole.
1. ha! look at that d-mn j-zz m-ffin.
2. f-cking j-zz m-ffin!
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