Jizz pimping
when a man sells his sperm for profit.
man1: hey, what are you going to do today man?
man2: gonna donate some sperm.
man1: you mean for free?
man2: no, i’m gonna get paid.
man1: oh sh-t, you j-zz pimping!!!
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