Jizz Ticket
when a woman or man traps the other one into a relationship by means of a child, the child is the j-zz ticket.
did you here about shawnda? she hooked up with another doctor and now she’s pregnant. i guess she finally got her j-zz ticket.
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a plain, simple, preferably cheap although not too cheap or it sticks to the skin roll of toilet paper cleverly hidden in one’s room for usage of cleaning up one’s mess proceeding a successful w-nking.
“where has internet p-rn been all my life?! . . . also, where are the j-zz tickets?. . .”
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