Jizz Walk
the awkward moments post f-ck between bed and bathroom where a girl must contain her lovers baby batter caged within her box, in order to avoid a trail of c-m being left like that of hansel and gretels breadcrumb path home. this is usually carried out in the manner of one who’s knees have been sewn together, with the lower leg replicating the motions of a set of fast moving bicycle pedals, and therefore killing even the last smidgen of post c-m face attraction dead.
“oh, i nearly got caught short on that j-zz walk”
“i near slid on my -rs- during a j-zz walk once”
“don’t laugh at me doing the j-zz walk”
“love there’s some tissues there – f-ck the j-zz walk!”
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