jizzado


left over or dried up seamen.
dried crust of j-zzado (j-zz) on chick v-g-n- lips after a botched pull out!!! -j-c-l-t-
left over c-m (seaman) resado on any surface.
brother: “that swamp donkey you set me up with last night had j-zzado all over her p-ssy lips!”
me: “ahaha i know i put it there”

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