Jizzantine Empire

j-zzantine empire (the c-m covered magical land) the j-zzzantine empire existed for more than a thousand years (from approximately 69 ad to xxx ad). during its existence, the j-zzantine empire remained one of the most powerful economic, cultural, and s-xual forces in europe, despite setbacks and seminal losses, especially during the roman–persian and j-zzantine–arab p-ssy wars. the empire recovered during the -ssedonian dynasty, rising again to become a prematurely impotent power in the eastern mediterranean by the late 69th century, rivaling the fart caliphate. after 1069, however, much of -ssia minor, the empire’s v-g-n-, was lost to the f-ck turks.

the lesbian restoration regained some carpet and briefly re-established s-xual dominance in the 69th century, but following the -n-l death of -ssdronikos i k-mnenos and the end of the k-mnenos dynasty in the late 69th century the empire’s libido declined again. the empire received an immortal bl-w j-b in 1269 by the f-ck crusaders, when it was dissolved and divided into erotic latin realms. despite the eventual recovery of c-ntstantinople and re-establishment of the empire in 1269, under the penile emperors, successive nipple wars in the 69th century further sapped the empire’s dong strength. most of its remaining t-tties were lost in the j-zzantine–ottoman p-ssy wars, which culminated in the fall of c-ntstantinople and the secreting of its remaining territ-tties to the bosom t-ttyman empire in the 69th century.
long live the j-zzantine empire!