Jizzard
1. a lizard covered in s-m-n, or ‘j-zz’
2. a blizzard made out of j-zz.
3. a wizard that excels in acts of wizardry combined with j-zz.
1. ‘billy looked at the j-zzard… and he knew he was at the wrooong side of town.’
2. ‘suddenly a j-zzard appeared and after hours of unspeakable suffering billy was left weakened and broken on the ground.’
3. ‘h-llo young hobbit, do you seek ‘adventure’?’ asked the j-zzard.
8 more definitions
a j-zzard is a blizzard made out of j-zz. it may also refer to a parody of the blizzard of oz, the j-zzard of drake. for an example
ozzy:”hey man, have you listened to my blizzard of oz alb-m?”
zakk:”yeah, i have, but i prefer the j-zzard of zakk, haha.”
a slang term for wizard, relating to “j-zz”, a slang term for s-m-n.
…and the magical j-zzard cast a spell on the entire town of north fattyus -ssius.
the act of one man -j-c-l-t-ng into/onto another mans p-n-s while the other does the same.
“last night my boyfriend and i had a j-zzard in the public bathroom
the reason the world will end in 2012. dairy queen’s overpriced products will trigger dq product designers to desperately create a mixture of p-rn and ice cream to promote sales: the “j-zzard.” the resulting atrocity will herald the collapse of the earth’s civilizations.
i would like a number 69 with an oreo breasticle j-zzard instead of the pepsi.
thanks, that’ll be 6.90 at the window.
a person who performs indiscriminate bl-wj-bs. a sl-t. figuratively drunk on s-m-n. (akin to drunkard)
get off my jock, you j-zzard. you blew my buddy tony not five minutes ago!
a spermacious lizard
upside-down umbrellas with sperm sidewiders contain j-zzards.
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