Jizzcost
number of dollars spent per week on a girl divided by number of -rg-sms attained from said girl. for example if you spend $100 dollars week and you came 5 times from the same girl that same week. your j-zzcost is 20. the lower the j-zzcost the more financially sound your future may be.
remember: it’s similar to p/e ratio. $$$/# of -rg-sms.
“i know she is hot bro, but have you really -n-lyzed your j-zzcost with that girl?” typically, j-zzcost can be very high for married guys. if you are d-nks your j-zzcost goes down but only if you have a joint account.
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