Jizzed in my pants
what happens to men when they discover bruce willis is dead at the end of sixth sense.
when i bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense i.. j-zzed in my pants.
to screw up something that was a sure thing.
hey how’d your calc test go?
not good. i knew the stuff, i just j-zzed in my pants.
someone who gets overly excited or h-rny and they -j-c-l-t- in their pants.
“zack what are you making that face for? you look really h-rny and we are in an all boys school. your scaring me.”
“dude i feel so good i just j-zzed in my pants.”
a song parody on sat-rday night live and a slang term for sperming in your pants.
example 1:
“i just ate a grape and i j-zzed, in, my pants”
example 2:
mike:”i just j-zzed in my pants……”
brad:” no man why did you?!”
when something is or tastes so mind blowing you just explode in an amazement similar to an -rg-sm; a term meaning something is so enjoyable you could have had an -rg-sm
laquisha: oh my god! did you you see that movie magic mike?! sarah: of course! i nearly j-zzed in my pants!
omg! did you see connor today?! i swear i j-zzed in my pants! that boy is so fine!
to get a huge shock.
i was sitting behind this girl today and she turned around. then i j-zzed in my pants. turns out she was my ex…
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