Jizzelation
having a revelation immediately after ejaculating
ex 1. andy has been drinking and is on drugs, he decides to ask out a girl he had been casually sleeping with over the past few weeks to formally be his girlfriend, ‘yes’ she says very excitedly thinking he would never ask , and they go off to have s-x in a nearby room. immediately after -j-c-l-t-ng andy has a ‘j-zzelation’ as realisation sets in that asking this girl out was a terrible decision which he regrets immediately.
ex 2. “i was slamming this girl last night and then as i finished had a j-zzelation, ‘this girl is f-ck ugly'”
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