Jizzercise


the art of increasing your stamina not only through pure strenuous workouts, but also by the act of any form of s-xual intercourse, including pelvic thrusting, bear-humping, tea-bagging, queefing, and of course all other s-xual positions.
“hey kate you going to jazzercise with me tonight?”

“oh no you silly c-nt im going to j-zzercise! you get laid and you get a workout! they even show you how to get work outs from simply queefing upside down!”

“h-ll girly ill go with you! fill my b-tt with spermmm!”

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