jizzflop
1. (n) a flipflop covered in s-m-n used for the purpose of slapping other people with it.
2. (v) to slap someone with a flipflop covered in s-m-n.
3. (pn) a nickname for someone who slaps others with a j-zzflop.
gabe, who lives on the 2nd floor of a college dorm, was masturbating in the shower of the 3rd floor. benny took his towel & clothes in revenge and his roommate put them in the common room down the hall. gabe then retaliated by -j-c-l-t-ng on a flipflop and slapping benny and tootsum with the j-zzflop.
friend 1: “dude! i just got j-zzflopped by j-zzflop with a j-zzflop!”
friend 2: “wtf. how could anyone even think of doing that?!?”
friend 1: “apparently j-zzflop…”
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