jizzled


an immature way to say drizzled.
dude, you just j-zzled all that syrup on your pancakes.
after masturbating when you go to urinate, you spray all over the seat.
josh: dude why is there p-ss all over the seat?
alex: sorry dude i j-zzled.
josh: ahh thats gross

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