jizzmobile
similar to jerkmobile, a j-zzmobile is a vehicle where a subject carelessly and sometime furiously m-st-rb-t-s in.
the difference between the two is that a jerkmobile is far cleaner, as the w-nker is more careful and actually cleans up after himself. a j-zzmobile on the other hand, shows clear evidence of the owner’s masturbatory nature, as there are rags, t-shirts and c-m stains everywhere. it’s best to stay away from a j-zzmobile if possible.
rick: hey, jake?
jake: yeah?
rick: you’re drunk. i’ll drive you home.
jake: no way, man! your car’s a real f-ckin’ j-zzmobile.
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